Product Review: Paper Mache Walls

Greetings everyone, this is T with another product review.

-Have you ever been siting in your room working on a paper an though to yourself, "I'm working at a good pace, but I wish I could hear the best of Russian Screammo Metal that the guy next door listens to at 1 in the morning?" 

-Have you ever had a string of late nights of work and on the first night in over a week, you found yourself thinking, "You know, I wish I could fall asleep listening to my roommate fornicate with a bar skank as loudly as humanly possible until 5 in the morning?"

-Have you ever ever wished you had the kind of walls that keeps your room the same 30 degree temperature that it is outside because those air conditioning bills are through the roof in the winter?

Well do I have good news, with Paper Mache walls, you can fulfill these desires and more. 

With Paper mach walls, you can start to connect with your neighbors and nature like the the Dark Lord Xenu from Scientology intended. These paper mach walls, which can be made from any light and cheap material such as plywood, drywall without instillation, or actually paper mache, help to provide physical privacy while removing intellectual, romantic, and personal privacy between you and your neighbors. To install, simply contact the cheapest contractor around to do the walls of your house for the low low price of "what can you do with a $20?"

But wait, there's more. If you decide to install the Paper Mache walls, you will get the crouch hight window (blinds not included) absolutely at market price! This deal is a steal because when you live in a community where everyone can hear everyone else's business, why not go the next step and show everyone your business as well?

I write this product review not because they paid me, but because I am also a satisfied customer. I've lived with Paper Mache walls for the last 3 years of school and have only upgraded with a Crouch Hight Window just this August. With Paper Mache walls, I was able to listen to nonstop reggae music from my next door neighbor neighbor all year long and could feel comfort knowing that he could hear me have sext with my girlfriend at the time just as well as my roommate could. It was the best product and situation imaginable.

Let me know if you like your Paper Mache walls and until next time.

-T.